Programming languages are magical. But they're turning programmers into assholes. Enter INTERCAL [1]. In this programming language you're required to add PLEAS

Programming languages are magical. But they're turning programmers into assholes. Enter INTERCAL [1]. In this programming language you're required to add PLEASE to at least 1/5 of the program's statements, or the program is rejected for being insufficiently polite. [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INTERCAL https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INTERCAL