Pretend you have Gordon Ramsay, or someone from your life who can act like Gordon Ramsay, yelling at you. Here's my inner monologue when I know it'd be better

Pretend you have Gordon Ramsay, or someone from your life who can act like Gordon Ramsay, yelling at you. Here's my inner monologue when I know it'd be better for me to do something but I'm too "tired" to get it done: SHUT THE &@# UP YOU (&@#ING WHINER. DO YOU WANT IT OR NOT? JUST (*@&#ING DO IT. And then I get to work!