"Sorry mate, but the Restart Page only works in desktop computers. We think that in order to reproduce the original rebooting experience you need to be seated i

"Sorry mate, but the Restart Page only works in desktop computers. We think that in order to reproduce the original rebooting experience you need to be seated in front of your personal computer, as we used to do back in our beloved Amiga Workbench days. Press the button below to email yourself a reminder to revisit The Restart Page." Meta and whiny trigger warning. Not a chance. I don't do any casual browsing on my actual computer. Reading this has just made sharply aware of that, which is interesting in itself, so thanks, I guess!