I was pretty much turned off by "At the very least it needs a de-facto standard way of doing object-oriented programming, having the choice between classical, p

I was pretty much turned off by "At the very least it needs a de-facto standard way of doing object-oriented programming, having the choice between classical, prototypal, or, sure, why not lazy inheritance is not doing it for me." Javascript has one way of doing oop. It's prototypal. You can fake classical if you want but that doesn't negate the fact that the language itself is still prototypal.