Capitalism: Hey, Socialism. Remember how you worked your ass off trying to make Communism happen? From each according to ability, to each according t

Capitalism: Hey, Socialism. Remember how you worked your ass off trying to make Communism happen? From each according to ability, to each according to need? Socialism: Ahhhh. Don't remind me. Cap: Check out what I did, as a hobby, after going home from work. Soc: You... bastard. Cap: To each according to need, from each according to how awesome I am. Soc: I hate you. You are literally the worst. Most of those people aren't even *working*. Cap: I'd love to talk more, but I need to be on Mars soon, on a rocket built without taxes. Soc: Yeah, you'd better run! Jerk.