i just tell people i simply don't pick up my phone, and to text instead. at first they don't believe me, then they realize "oh yeah... i guess that's a good id

i just tell people i simply don't pick up my phone, and to text instead. at first they don't believe me, then they realize "oh yeah... i guess that's a good idea." there is some insanity in the human condition that compels people to pick up their phone. i have rejected that shit entirely. i get a dozen calls a day, the fuck am i supposed to do, pick up every one? try it, it works.