It doesn't matter whether that guy gets ordered around by a short bald guy and would have been in the Paleolithic, too. I don't disagree with the gist of your

It doesn't matter whether that guy gets ordered around by a short bald guy and would have been in the Paleolithic, too. I don't disagree with the gist of your point, but I just wanted to observe that male pattern baldness is generally correlated with increased testosterone levels. So in a way it's masculine by definition.