Seriously? The sum total of my undergrad programming experience was a Fortran/Matlab course and I was able to write a FizzBuzz implementation when I first hear

Seriously? The sum total of my undergrad programming experience was a Fortran/Matlab course and I was able to write a FizzBuzz implementation when I first heard about it. As an outsider, the idea of a professional programmer not being able to write a FizzBuzz implementation sounds as ridiculous as a pharmacist who couldn't tell you what sudafed was for or a mechanic who couldn't replace an oil filter.