I wish the energy being put into the whole 'nosql' movement had moved toward object databases instead of KV stores. KV is fine for caching, but is obviously not

I wish the energy being put into the whole 'nosql' movement had moved toward object databases instead of KV stores. KV is fine for caching, but is obviously not suitable for modeling and retrieving data with complex relationships. I think it's hilarious that some NoSQL solutions now have 'columns!', way to go, you're slowly reinventing the RDBMS, poorly...