Dude, you left her at the Hotel California so you could escape? I can see the conversation now in that Hotel in Santa Barbara: Clerk: Sorry. You can never lea

Dude, you left her at the Hotel California so you could escape? I can see the conversation now in that Hotel in Santa Barbara: Clerk: Sorry. You can never leave. You: Can't you take the blond? Clerk: Only if you buy her a one piece. You: Which piece? She already has two. Clerk: A one piece, it's the style around here. You: Ok ok... Apropos of nothing, another song about the music industry sucking is Man of Constant Sorrow by the Soggy Bottom Boys. Edit: The people modding you down are just jealous.