"You kids have it so easy these days with your fancy browsers. In my day, we had to wait 15 seconds for IE6 to start up from a cold boot, and when it finally go

"You kids have it so easy these days with your fancy browsers. In my day, we had to wait 15 seconds for IE6 to start up from a cold boot, and when it finally got started, it could barely handle CSS selectors unless you stayed up all night coding around it, and it lasted 10 minutes before crashing! And we were grateful for those 10 minutes! But you couldn't wouldn't appreciate it, with your fancy SVG graphics and canvas elements. Canvas! Pfah! We never dreamed of canvas! Let me tell you about something called Flash...."