I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, I certainly hope so, you do realize you're citing a satirical source, "The Onion"? There is a distinct differenc

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, I certainly hope so, you do realize you're citing a satirical source, "The Onion"? There is a distinct difference between a business using a system to keep track of inventory and the enforcement of a digital only currency...