The one I love is being asked for an estimate cold on some feature/requirment I've never heard mentioned before. "How long will it take to add a feature to fro

The one I love is being asked for an estimate cold on some feature/requirment I've never heard mentioned before. "How long will it take to add a feature to frobulate the fribbers?" "What's a fribber, and what, exactly, does it mean to frobulate them?" Handwave "How long? We need to schedule this." "Can I do some research about frobulating fribbers and how one goes about doing that?" "No, we need an estimate" "Ok, five minutes? Six weeks? Six years? Who the hell knows? What do you want me to say?"