Good lord you are the most boring person in the world, we all read technical manuals all day and some of us enjoy playing with language. I suppose you watch TV

Good lord you are the most boring person in the world, we all read technical manuals all day and some of us enjoy playing with language. I suppose you watch TV and moan that it's fucking entertaining with amusing puns and clever use of language (fuck Bill Shakespeare eh?) No no NO NO! TV should be a series of facts presented as white text on a black background. You sir are an arse. Why are you even on the internet spewing your hate? EliRivers is a boring bland person. No sense OF FUN and not at all interesting in any way. I bet a lot of people respond to you with tonal grunts. Is it that they all just wished you'd go away and leave them alone? Huh? Yep. 'fink so.