So we can all write like potheads think! Before downvoting me, and you will, do consider that I have zero scientific evidence for the above sarcastic comment;

So we can all write like potheads think! Before downvoting me, and you will, do consider that I have zero scientific evidence for the above sarcastic comment; however, anecdotally speaking, all long-term pot smokers that I happen to know seem to speak with 1000 common words, or less.