"Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail. Those programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones which can." -jwz Thanks to Wikipedia, I fo

"Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail. Those programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones which can." -jwz Thanks to Wikipedia, I found that this may have been an earlier one-liner by Greg Kuperberg: Every program in development at MIT expands until it can read mail. http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor.funny/browse_thread/thread/2195f8fdf5402dbd/786a67b37348bc23 http://groups.google.com/group/rec.humor.funny/browse_thread...