Why did I read this. This is far from practical to use on a day to day basis. It'd make my eyes bleed if some coworker used this anywhere. Why not just pickup

Why did I read this. This is far from practical to use on a day to day basis. It'd make my eyes bleed if some coworker used this anywhere. Why not just pickup a scripting language like perk or Python. Use awk or sed. They're available everywhere.