I heard that when Jon Skeet divides by zero, instead of throwing an exception he gets thrown a thumbs up. Out of respect. I also heard that Jon Skeet can't run

I heard that when Jon Skeet divides by zero, instead of throwing an exception he gets thrown a thumbs up. Out of respect. I also heard that Jon Skeet can't run Array.pop() because the entire array collapses out of sheer terror. Did you know that Jon Skeet can fix any memory leak just pointing at the computer and saying, "No."