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Yahoo! news posted an article saying that all Trader Joe's are closing: https://www.yahoo.com/style/trader-joe-close-stores-2017-104416136.html https://www.yahoo.com/style/trader-joe-close-stores-2017-104... People on twitter actually bought it.