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Get out of my way! Off to create the Guicero(sic) Replacement Pouch. Buy once. Chop chop. Press press. Rinse twice. Repeat. Just $65. Dishwasher-safe version $1
by notlisted 11y ago
Get out of my way! Off to create the Guicero(sic) Replacement Pouch. Buy once. Chop chop. Press press. Rinse twice. Repeat. Just $65. Dishwasher-safe version $119. Call now, and you'll receive a 2 month farm-to-table membership valued at $200.
I think I need about $20MM and four boxes of Ziplock bags to get started. Who's with me!
- 1812Overture 11y agoThis is why they have a camera in the juicer to take a picture of the juice packet's QR code which it sends over your wifi to verify with Juicero headquarters that you are using an authentic juice packet. I'm sure with a hack saw, a soldering iron, and a decent knowledge of reprogramming embedded systems you could turn it into a less smart juicer.
- notlisted 11y agoMeh. Keurig tried the same thing. People cut the lid off a legit pod and taped it on the lid of the refill thingamabob or in the DRM-Keurig machine itself. I accept the challenge! (I was also facetious. If this isn't an long con April 1st joke, I'll convert all my tech stock into cash next week because I've seen this nonsense in the first bubble...)