You'll look like a tool with a cane unless you: a) genuinely have a limp, b) are wearing some sort of impeccable reproduction of Victorian men's wear (and not s

You'll look like a tool with a cane unless you: a) genuinely have a limp, b) are wearing some sort of impeccable reproduction of Victorian men's wear (and not some silly steampunk crap), or c) are over 50.