i'd like to see an "orphan" command that just stripped your name and contact info off the package, registered it to a "node-orphaned-package" user as a signal t

i'd like to see an "orphan" command that just stripped your name and contact info off the package, registered it to a "node-orphaned-package" user as a signal that it was unmaintained, and prevented anyone else from using the name (i.e. adopting an orphaned package would require changing its name, with node supplying tools to track the transition).