I don't disagree that there are echoes of things that are actually said - that's to be expected of parody. But it's the combination that's so over the top. "I

I don't disagree that there are echoes of things that are actually said - that's to be expected of parody. But it's the combination that's so over the top. "If you (and your partner?) are not living in the (same) city center where you (both) work, you are responsible for our app's poor experience."