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I don't think anyone has used "hip and cool" and "Java" in the same sentence for at least 15 years (2001) and no amount of Android can fix that.
by jinst8gmi 11y ago
I don't think anyone has used "hip and cool" and "Java" in the same sentence for at least 15 years (2001) and no amount of Android can fix that.
- StavrosK 11y ago"Damn, that grotesque-looking android startled me and I spilled my cup of Java all over my hip, fortunately it was cool so I didn't get burnt".
- StavrosK 11y agoThis reminds me of that contest where people had to get the phrase "I smoke crack rocks" into a published academic paper, and the winner was something like "we burnt iodine (I) solution to observe its corrosive effect on stone and witnessed I smoke crack rocks".
- Loque 11y agoJava devs talking to me about Groovy always made me chuckle
- jinst8gmi 11y agoGroovy has to be one of the most cringe-worthy names in the history of programming languages.
- NicoJuicy 11y agoKotlin? :) --> https://kotlinlang.org/ https://kotlinlang.org/
- jinst8gmi 11y ago...which uses the Java API and libs... It's a more pleasant option than Java but it's not going to solve the API copyright issues.