Alright I think I've got this straight. Here's my best attempt at a summary for this thing: John Draper is/was a Phreaker aka a phone hacker. He discovered tha

Alright I think I've got this straight. Here's my best attempt at a summary for this thing: John Draper is/was a Phreaker aka a phone hacker. He discovered that this toy (from a Cap'n Crunch cereal box) could be used to whistle into an old phone and make free long distance phone calls. Because of that, he was given the nickname Cap'n Crunch. He is now declining in health.