I, for one, will gladly sign the petition, and I urge you all to do the same, for several reasons: 1. A potential increase to the 2016 Darwin Awards candidate

I, for one, will gladly sign the petition, and I urge you all to do the same, for several reasons: 1. A potential increase to the 2016 Darwin Awards candidate pool. 2. No one of consequence would be hurt if gunfire erupts. 3. The democratic process can benefit from more firearms on both sides of any debate. 4. When I was a kid, some weddings in villages around me used to celebrated by firing shots into the air. Occasionally, gravity came into play, and an unfortunate guest ended up with a bullet at the top of his head. The family would usually blame rival families, the cops, the army - anyone but themselves. I imagine a well-thought, sensitive, heartwarming speech by Donald Trump, followed by shots in the air, followed by some interesting scenes. 5. Finally, the constitution apparently contains the right to bare arms (debatable, but still), but absolutely no right for normal people to avoid being around idiots with guns. I submit that an arena full of gun-toting citizens would alleviate some of the problems this country has. At any rate, I want to watch this live. No doubt it's going to be the funnest thing to watch on TV at the time. edit: line spacing