I've been to Moscow a few times, and despite it being only three or four days drive from France, Spain, and Italy, it's nearly impossible to get a decent bottle

I've been to Moscow a few times, and despite it being only three or four days drive from France, Spain, and Italy, it's nearly impossible to get a decent bottle of wine there. Bottom shelf stuff is obviously counterfeit, and even the top shelf imports are like putting one bullet in your revolver and pulling the trigger.