2013 - switch from sane, stable, mature language to weirdest scripting engine extracted from web browser. Because lol that's cool to tear out javascript from br

2013 - switch from sane, stable, mature language to weirdest scripting engine extracted from web browser. Because lol that's cool to tear out javascript from browser and put to server lol rofl. 2016 - switch to low-level language, much lower-level than PHP, Ruby and Javascript. Because computers became slow lol. 2019 - switch to PL/1 and raw disk sector addressing because bigdata smoothie silicon googley disrupt the world