> Is anyone cited for public intoxication merely drunk while in public, or are they instead drunk while causing a problem in public? Uh, YES. I am a quiet drun

> Is anyone cited for public intoxication merely drunk while in public, or are they instead drunk while causing a problem in public? Uh, YES. I am a quiet drunk, yet cops regularly hassle me to get in a cab just because I'm a little stumbly...