* Sneak onto the space shuttle and go into space. Optionally jumping out the door at any time (going up, in orbit or one the way down). * Kidnap myself and dem

* Sneak onto the space shuttle and go into space. Optionally jumping out the door at any time (going up, in orbit or one the way down). * Kidnap myself and demand a ridiculously high ransom from the state. * Restart the Free Love movement. * Put my name is as Democratic candidate, sweep the rest of the election and 100% of the super delegates, and then become the most unexpected and powerful man in the world by winning the general election * The most epic, cross-country, high speed police chase ever. * My favorite parts of GTA, in real life. This includes pilot lessons after breaking into an airport by jumping a 15 foot fence with a BMX bicycle I stole from a gangster on the sidewalk down the block. * Flip a quarter heads up, repeatedly, on national TV under scientific scrutiny. Sound boring? Wait until I do it 1000 times in a row, all heads up. The astronomical odds would make me more likely to be a demigod than just a really "lucky" guy. Not enough? Flip it 10,000 more times. If you do the near-impossible enough times, people will think you are the third coming. And then life gets fun. :)