I would pay $10/month to lease a handheld 'gun' that would terraform mars. But it must be handheld. I'm not lugging around a dang suitcase with me on my mission

I would pay $10/month to lease a handheld 'gun' that would terraform mars. But it must be handheld. I'm not lugging around a dang suitcase with me on my mission to populate mars. Or, you could build a Transmogrifier. But that's not my idea, that's the idea of Mr Bill Watterson.