east coast version: order the wrong breakfast, hit 'em right in the grits (http://www.businessinsider.com/charles-schwab-ceo-takes-job-candidates-to-breakfas

east coast version: order the wrong breakfast, hit 'em right in the grits (http://www.businessinsider.com/charles-schwab-ceo-takes-job-candidates-to-breakfast-messes-up-their-order-2016-2 http://www.businessinsider.com/charles-schwab-ceo-takes-job-...) (not satire, but should be)