Honestly, I wouldn't mind a non-GNU alternative to their stuff that isn't either a) feature-bare like Busybox or b) tightly-coupled with other software like the

Honestly, I wouldn't mind a non-GNU alternative to their stuff that isn't either a) feature-bare like Busybox or b) tightly-coupled with other software like the BSD utilities. Why non-GNU? To completely and thoroughly dispel the notion of "GNU/Linux".