I'm a size 8 and willing to let you eat one from my pair of favourite shoes, if that is more amenable. But of course, only if The Most Interesting Douchebag In

I'm a size 8 and willing to let you eat one from my pair of favourite shoes, if that is more amenable. But of course, only if The Most Interesting Douchebag In the World™ is even remotely involved.