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Expense-A-Steak: Expense Report Generator

43 points by mshafrir 17y ago

w3matter 17y ago
Hilarious and totally credible!
nihaar 17y ago
wow! this is genius. would have definitely come in handy during my consulting days instead of fishing around for blank cab service receipts. brilliant marketing gimmick as well.
clarkcw1 17y ago
At first i thought this was pretty awesome, but it doesn't change any dates and basically bundles everything into laser print cartridges. It should at least change the dates on the receipts. A- idea, C+ execution. Another 2 hours of coding would have made all the difference.
- mncaudill 17y ago
  Wow, a little harsh for a funny little app, don't you think?
  - RyanMcGreal 17y ago
    Internet humour is Serious Business.
- csbrooks 17y ago
  I think it's a clever marketing tool, not an actual tool for committing fraud...
- philwelch 17y ago
  Right now it's bundling everything into wire desk trays and corrective fluid, so it's not like it never changes.
jsm386 17y ago
FWIW, though it came later, I think Smith and Wollensky's Steak For Stock program is cleverer. Enter the ticker of the stock you just got in lieu of a cash bonus and based on the previous closing price it will tell you what you can get. Try it: http://www.steakforstock.com/ http://www.steakforstock.com/ eg - GS (Goldman) - 1 Sirloin, 1 Porterhouse, Shrimp Cocktail C (City) - 1/2 Order Creamed Spinach Read about it: http://adage.com/adages/post?article_id=141902 http://adage.com/adages/post?article_id=141902
- mshafrir 17y ago
  GOOG: $539.32 1 Double Sirloin 1 Porterhouse 1 14 oz. Lobster Tail 1 NY Sirloin 1 Filet Oscar Style Prime Rib of Beef American Lamb Chops 1 Halibut S&W Lobster Cocktail Sauteed Spinach Mixed Green Salad Soup Du Jour Baked Potato
  - hop 17y ago
    BRK-A: $114105 2 Double Sirloins 1 Porthouse 2 14 oz. Cold Lobster Tails 1 NY Cut Sirloin 1 Dover Sole Meuniere 1 Cajun Marinated Rib Steak 1 Colorado Rib Steak 1 Sirloin 1 Sliced Steak Wollensky 1 Filet Oscar Style 1 Roasted Veal Chop 1 Filet Mignon w/ Roquefort 1 King Salmon 1 Red Snapper S&W Lobster Cocktail Shrimp Cocktail Creamed Spinach Asparagus Vinaigrette Wild Mushrooms Wollensky's Famous Split Pea Soup Onion Rings Broccoli 2 Baked Potatoes Dessert
    - slioslat 17y ago
      how about this; you give me the share and I'll treat you 2 of everything on this list?
illumin8 17y ago
Hilarious... although I think I would get a few questions about why I needed 12 toner cartridges and a laser printer.
pavel_lishin 17y ago
http://grab.by/2unF http://grab.by/2unF I think I'd rather explain the steak than 37 compressed air bottles. I'm also surprised you can't enter your own credit card number's last four digits.
onewland 17y ago
The way they do the degradations is great. Also, the book store receipt has listed as a purchase "Sunday is the New Monday and Other Tips for Giving 111% at Work"
rmorrison 17y ago
I put in $10,000.00, and it came back w/ receipts for ~$4500 in yellow toner and ~$3500 in Air-In-A-Can. How would one defend this during an audit? "We had a company wide chicken-colored, jet paper airplane contest. The paper we already had on hand, we just needed to pickup the coloring and the jets"
prawn 17y ago
As soon as I start entering a number, up pops Firefox's Quick Find in the status bar. Anyone else get that?
- javaru 17y ago
  Yes, I have Quick Find set up to turn on as soon as I start typing though. The input isn't being captured by a normal textbox so it's triggered.
sethg 17y ago
In related news, a NYC Councilman, recently indicted for corruption, is alleged to have taken a $7 receipt for a soda and bagel sandwich, doctored it to look like a $177 receipt, and submitted it for reimbursement. This was part of his technique to siphon money out of a political club that he controlled (bribe money was allegedly disguised as donations to the club) into his pockets. Maybe he should have gone for the fake toner and compressed-air receipts instead. http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/02/ny_councilman_allegedly_doctored_receipt_to_get_17.php?ref=fpblg http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/02/ny_council...

43 points by mshafrir 17y ago

Hilarious and totally credible!

wow! this is genius. would have definitely come in handy during my consulting days instead of fishing around for blank cab service receipts. brilliant marketing gimmick as well.

clarkcw1 17y ago

At first i thought this was pretty awesome, but it doesn't change any dates and basically bundles everything into laser print cartridges. It should at least change the dates on the receipts. A- idea, C+ execution. Another 2 hours of coding would have made all the difference.

mncaudill 17y ago
Wow, a little harsh for a funny little app, don't you think?
- RyanMcGreal 17y ago
  Internet humour is Serious Business.
csbrooks 17y ago
I think it's a clever marketing tool, not an actual tool for committing fraud...
philwelch 17y ago
Right now it's bundling everything into wire desk trays and corrective fluid, so it's not like it never changes.

jsm386 17y ago

FWIW, though it came later, I think Smith and Wollensky's Steak For Stock program is cleverer. Enter the ticker of the stock you just got in lieu of a cash bonus and based on the previous closing price it will tell you what you can get. Try it: http://www.steakforstock.com/ http://www.steakforstock.com/ eg - GS (Goldman) - 1 Sirloin, 1 Porterhouse, Shrimp Cocktail C (City) - 1/2 Order Creamed Spinach Read about it: http://adage.com/adages/post?article_id=141902 http://adage.com/adages/post?article_id=141902

mshafrir 17y ago
GOOG: $539.32 1 Double Sirloin 1 Porterhouse 1 14 oz. Lobster Tail 1 NY Sirloin 1 Filet Oscar Style Prime Rib of Beef American Lamb Chops 1 Halibut S&W Lobster Cocktail Sauteed Spinach Mixed Green Salad Soup Du Jour Baked Potato
- hop 17y ago
  BRK-A: $114105 2 Double Sirloins 1 Porthouse 2 14 oz. Cold Lobster Tails 1 NY Cut Sirloin 1 Dover Sole Meuniere 1 Cajun Marinated Rib Steak 1 Colorado Rib Steak 1 Sirloin 1 Sliced Steak Wollensky 1 Filet Oscar Style 1 Roasted Veal Chop 1 Filet Mignon w/ Roquefort 1 King Salmon 1 Red Snapper S&W Lobster Cocktail Shrimp Cocktail Creamed Spinach Asparagus Vinaigrette Wild Mushrooms Wollensky's Famous Split Pea Soup Onion Rings Broccoli 2 Baked Potatoes Dessert
  - slioslat 17y ago
    how about this; you give me the share and I'll treat you 2 of everything on this list?

illumin8 17y ago

Hilarious... although I think I would get a few questions about why I needed 12 toner cartridges and a laser printer.

pavel_lishin 17y ago

http://grab.by/2unF http://grab.by/2unF I think I'd rather explain the steak than 37 compressed air bottles. I'm also surprised you can't enter your own credit card number's last four digits.

onewland 17y ago

The way they do the degradations is great. Also, the book store receipt has listed as a purchase "Sunday is the New Monday and Other Tips for Giving 111% at Work"

rmorrison 17y ago

I put in $10,000.00, and it came back w/ receipts for ~$4500 in yellow toner and ~$3500 in Air-In-A-Can. How would one defend this during an audit? "We had a company wide chicken-colored, jet paper airplane contest. The paper we already had on hand, we just needed to pickup the coloring and the jets"

prawn 17y ago

As soon as I start entering a number, up pops Firefox's Quick Find in the status bar. Anyone else get that?

javaru 17y ago
Yes, I have Quick Find set up to turn on as soon as I start typing though. The input isn't being captured by a normal textbox so it's triggered.

sethg 17y ago

In related news, a NYC Councilman, recently indicted for corruption, is alleged to have taken a $7 receipt for a soda and bagel sandwich, doctored it to look like a $177 receipt, and submitted it for reimbursement. This was part of his technique to siphon money out of a political club that he controlled (bribe money was allegedly disguised as donations to the club) into his pockets. Maybe he should have gone for the fake toner and compressed-air receipts instead. http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/02/ny_councilman_allegedly_doctored_receipt_to_get_17.php?ref=fpblg http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/02/ny_council...