customer: I'll have the lamb and wild rice please. waiter: good choice. [minutes later] Here's your meal. Enjoy =) customer: WTF? What is this? Is this… is it

customer: I'll have the lamb and wild rice please. waiter: good choice. [minutes later] Here's your meal. Enjoy =) customer: WTF? What is this? Is this… is it... cat food? waiter: it's what you ordered. See on the foil in big letters it spells out "Whiskas Lamb and Wild Rice." Enjoy =) customer: I can't eat that! It's gross! waiter: oh please. According to our pushy web developer, flashy presentation is overrated. It's food, it's edible. Enjoy =) customer: but it will taste terrible! waiter: Have you seen Jakob Nielsen's website? Taste is irrelevant. customer: but this isn't even people food. waiter: you're not Lady Gaga. [apologies for flogging / not letting this go... I couldn't resist the opportunity to mix Whiskas and Nielsen together in the same bad joke... I need help.]