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That's why I always tweet 'In closet, with gun' before I leave the house.

• rmorrison 17y ago
  If that were true, then we'd still know when to rob your house : )
  • pwk 17y ago
    Maybe not, perhaps he also tweets 'In closet, with gun' when he's in the closet, with a gun?
    • Skriticos 17y ago
      Then again, he might also tweet that he is on vacation while sitting on the closet, with gun..
      • ErrantX 17y ago
        Im guessing the general idea is to brainfuck potential theives into simply choosing a different house without the whole gun/closet conundrum!
        • mbreese 17y ago
          Yeah, it's all a cost/benefit analysis. When I'm choosing which house to rob, I always try to decide if it is worth the risk of someone hiding in the closet with a gun. So far the risk has always too high :)
    • jjs 17y ago
      I think we can all agree to stay out of his closet.
• jsm386 17y ago
  Are you sure you're not R. Kelly?
  • pistoriusp 17y ago
    For those of you, including myself, that didn't know what this was a reference to: "Trapped in the Closet" is an urban opera, R&B opera, or hip-hopera released by contemporary R&B singer R. Kelly in 2005. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapped_in_the_Closet http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapped_in_the_Closet
    • jseifer 17y ago
      It's also a South Park Episode. http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/912 http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/912
      • rbxbx 17y ago
        which is based on... ? Oh, right.
  • ohashi 17y ago
    I am trapped.
  • tbgvi 17y ago
    Something tells me this is the first time "Trapped in the Closet" has been referenced on HN, congrats sir :)
    • dannyr 17y ago
      Something tells me tbgvi is an R Kelly Fan.
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