If Perlis was right when he said that Lispers know the value of everything and the cost of nothing, this bug proves the counterpoint: of Fortran-derived languag

If Perlis was right when he said that Lispers know the value of everything and the cost of nothing, this bug proves the counterpoint: of Fortran-derived languages knowing the cost of everything but the value of, um, most things but not some others. Not quite as eloquent, is it?