tl;dr A rant from a guy who manages servers like it was 1995 complaining how he can't reboot and how things were much better back then. I reboot, upgrade and r

tl;dr A rant from a guy who manages servers like it was 1995 complaining how he can't reboot and how things were much better back then. I reboot, upgrade and recreate machines on a daily basis. The Linux Servers and Desktops work pretty well these days, despite Systemd, Gnome 3 or Unity. If you need days to boot a server, it might not be the server's fault... just saying...