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Apple HR to security engineer: "You're fired! The color of your hair is all wrong!" (Yes, you can do this in California) Security engineer: "Meep?" HR: "That'
by kabdib 11y ago
Apple HR to security engineer: "You're fired! The color of your hair is all wrong!" (Yes, you can do this in California)
Security engineer: "Meep?"
HR: "That's right. Oh, and here, since you were such a great employee (up until we noticed your hair, anyway), have this extremely generous dollar amount severance package. Maybe if your hair is a different color someday we'll hire you back."
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Apple to FBI: "We have no one with the expertise to work on this. Golly, sorry about that."
Is the FBI then going to make a grab for source code, signing keys, and conscript people to do the work?
- plorkyeran 11y ago> Is the FBI then going to make a grab for source code, signing keys, and conscript people to do the work? I think it's become clear that they'd at least try.
- hkmurakami 11y agoInteresting. A draft targeting software engineers to forcibly enlist them in the government's "war on encryption". What kind of dystopia are we living in again?
- ridgeguy 11y agoI don't think this could happen without enabling legislation. The U.S. military draft required passage of the Selective Service Act [1] Something similar would be required before Apple's coders could be forced to carry out court orders directed at Apple, the corporation. Even in these times (so far!) I think this wouldn't happen. [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selective_Service_Act_of_1917 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selective_Service_Act_of_1917
- frandroid 11y agoNot a draft. As we've seen in Snowden, there are tons of engineers who support the security state and will volunteer to serve.
- deegles 11y agoUnfortunately I'm sure there are at least a few engineers with the expertise necessary who would happily agree to work with the FBI (for whatever reason.)
- giancarlostoro 11y agoMaybe engineers with military history.
- smitherfield 11y agoAt-will employment does not extend to firing people in order to not comply with a court order.
- kabdib 11y agoHR to security engineer: "You're quitting? That's a shame. Um . . . Tim Cook has a beach house he wouldn't mind you using for a while. Can you walk his dog?" My point is, the individuals won't suffer.
- pchristensen 11y ago"You're quitting? And leaving a hard technical division of the most financially successful and popular tech product of its generation? And your only recourse is the Silicon Valley job market? ... ... We'll miss you but I'm sure you'll land on your feet."
- smitherfield 11y agoWhen you get a lawful court order, you comply with it. To do otherwise would result in massive fines and quite possibly executives being criminally charged. If the Apple security engineers want to quit on principle, then it truly would be on principle; there is absolutely no way Apple's legal department would allow them to ever be rehired or offered any compensation/gifts beyond a standard severance package. If engineers did quit, Apple would be forced to (at great expense) temporarily hire other people with comparable expertise in order to comply with the order. That said, Apple security engineers probably would land on their feet.
- kabdib 11y agoBut "great expense" enters into the all-writs test. That would have to be re-examined.
- ridgeguy 11y agoI'm not sure Apple could be fined if its relevant employees took individual decisions that resulted in Apple's inability to comply with the court's order. Apple doesn't have the ability to compel an individual's conduct. The court's order applies to Apple, not to named individuals. Given that, I don't see a legal basis for fines, executive criminal charges, etc. I think there's a lot of power in the hands of a few employees (and potential replacements) here. It'll be interesting to see what they decide to do.
- tgsovlerkhgsel 11y agoIf they have the source, documentation, and signing keys, they don't have to conscript anyone. They can have one of their people do it, or hire a non-Apple engineer with low morals who is willing to do it.
- dagw 11y agoIs the FBI then going to make a grab for source code, signing keys, and conscript people to do the work? No, they're going to grab for source code, signing keys, and _pay_ people to do the work. There are lots of competent engineers out there, and not all of them share your politics (and some that do might be willing to reconsider it for a sufficiently large dollar amount). Hell there are probably engineers working at the NSA right now who would easily do it as part of their day to day job if you just handed them the keys and source code.