Although I'm not (yet) a founder, explaining the breadth of all possible things a sysadmin does is comparably tedious. I'll say "I do computers," and, in the B

Although I'm not (yet) a founder, explaining the breadth of all possible things a sysadmin does is comparably tedious. I'll say "I do computers," and, in the Bay Area, I'll add "I'm a system administrator." Thankfully, this has the same effect as claiming to be a hobo, except in those who are truly interested.