Oh, I see - MySQL is taking so long to process the queries that php-fpm runs out of free processes. Trying to "fix" it... Update: I commented out most of the m

Oh, I see - MySQL is taking so long to process the queries that php-fpm runs out of free processes. Trying to "fix" it... Update: I commented out most of the main page, but now at least the rest works. Yay. Needs caching. I'll add some when I come back home in four hours, nonetheless - this brave attempt at trying to resurrect the site's community made the whole thing collapse unexpectedly.