My Dad's favourite joke is this: Man walks into Paint shop and asks for some black paint. "Sorry we only do white", says the guy behind the counter. "Not a pro

My Dad's favourite joke is this: Man walks into Paint shop and asks for some black paint. "Sorry we only do white", says the guy behind the counter. "Not a problem", replies the man, "im on my bike". It's great if me or my brother are there when he tells it because we instantly crack up laughing and no one else joins in :)