"It doesn't works" has little to do with the glue-s, it just happens to be halfway between the even more wrong "It not works" and "It doesn't work". Personall

"It doesn't works" has little to do with the glue-s, it just happens to be halfway between the even more wrong "It not works" and "It doesn't work". Personally, I go for "It not worksy" (or shorter: "Not worksy!") when I want the language to be as broken as the thing it describes.