There is also, of course, the classic resubmission letter: http://web.mit.edu/ariely/www/MIT/Sample.shtml http://web.mit.edu/ariely/www/MIT/Sample.shtml > Enc

There is also, of course, the classic resubmission letter: http://web.mit.edu/ariely/www/MIT/Sample.shtml http://web.mit.edu/ariely/www/MIT/Sample.shtml > Enclosed is our latest version of Ms #85-02-22-RRRRR, that is, the re-re-re-revised revision of our paper. Choke on it. We have again rewritten the entire manuscript from start to finish. We even changed the goddamn running head! Hopefully we have suffered enough by now to satisfy even you and your bloodthirsty reviewers ... > We hope that you will be pleased with this revision and will finally recognize how urgently deserving of publication this work is. If not, then you are an unscrupulous, depraved monster with no shred of human decency. You ought to be in a cage. May whatever heritage you come from be the butt of the next round of ethnic jokes. If you do accept it, however, we wish to thank you for your patience and wisdom throughout this process and to express our appreciation of your scholarly insights. To repay you, we would be happy to review some manuscripts for you; please send us the next manuscript that any of these reviewers submits to your journal.