Mind control in the same way encyclopedias used to favor subjects that start with the letter A? I swear, sometimes I think the world is inhabited by p-zombies,

Mind control in the same way encyclopedias used to favor subjects that start with the letter A? I swear, sometimes I think the world is inhabited by p-zombies, who don't actually think things through, but just mindlessly recombine previously consumed memes into (slightly) novel variants. Was this written by a second grader?