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Step one: short a million on Apple shares Step two: hack into Tim Cook's account (no idea if he uses FB) Step three: publish rant about Apple rotten ideoligie
by blablablame 11y ago
Step one: short a million on Apple shares
Step two: hack into Tim Cook's account (no idea if he uses FB)
Step three: publish rant about Apple rotten ideoligies/he quits
Step four: see APPL lose value for a day until this shit is sorted
Step five: profit
Or something like that
- edanm 11y agoStep 6 - go to jail. Step 7 - get out of jail and decide doing far less risky illegal stuff has a better expected payout.