The vertical gap issue has always been weird to me, but I don't understand the issue with going to the bathroom in general. It's something that we all do. I wo

The vertical gap issue has always been weird to me, but I don't understand the issue with going to the bathroom in general. It's something that we all do. I would better understand it if only half the population were afflicted with this strange curse called the poops, while the rest of us had digestive systems that could convert all waste into urine. That's not how it is though. Everybody poops. Within the next 48 hours, it is pretty much guaranteed that all of your coworkers (from the sheepish new hire to the disgruntled 15 year veteran) will release something foul from their back end. Males, females and everything in between included. Most of them will probably stink something awful. Everybody poops. Let's end this strange taboo.