I feel like these types of articles always miss a key point, which can easily be corrected by adding the phrase "If You're Filthy Rich" to the end of any headli

I feel like these types of articles always miss a key point, which can easily be corrected by adding the phrase "If You're Filthy Rich" to the end of any headline. "Cure for Cancer Around the Corner, If You're Filthy Rich" And... If You're Alive in 30 Years You Might be in 1000 Years Too, If You're Filthy Rich" See? Clarity is king.