Came expecting a pun regarding old files / applications that failed to work after a forced system OS upgrade. Was disappointed. Not that Apple is distinctly n

Came expecting a pun regarding old files / applications that failed to work after a forced system OS upgrade. Was disappointed. Not that Apple is distinctly notable for ransoming your one-time files and applications; on the contrary I've heard more often about people having issues when their Windows / Other OS reaches the end of its support. edit: It was sarcasm and I know your downvote policies, etc, etc. I just know you guys sometimes roll with the funny punnies, and I was seeing if I had what it took this once. Maybe next time I'll nail a good one though, with a little more creativity and a little more funny to it. Contentless statements can exist here, and I want to learn to make them.